Dear Broads, I have an awkward relationship with my boyfriend’s cousin, who lives 5 hours away. When we first started dating almost 4 years ago and I started going to their family functions, she made a strong point of expressing herself by never making eye contact with me or verbally […]
Yes, I read all of the 50 Shades Books. Every poorly written, smutty word of them, yes I did. Hate it, love it or pretend you never read it – 50 Shades of Grey got your motor running. Suburban moms are eating this up and we want more. It’s not shameful […]
When signs seen on the street are not all they could be.
Kaput! Well Ladies, Dr. Carlisle is officially on the prowl. Peter Facinelli has filed for divorce from Jennie Garth. The interesting part of this is their date of separation is listed as January 1st. Jennie has been on all the rags promoting her new CMT show, Jennie Garth: A Little […]
What to do when your mother in law recites every ingredient in the dish you complimented.
Miss T discusses the pros and cons of pets and babies for weekend guests
St. Patrick’s Day. My favorite holiday. In Boston, we call it “scheduled sick day”. (Oh I miss my youth.) St. Patrick’s Day is one of those holidays that can be disastrous for the amateur. (New Year’s Eve, Red Sox Winning the World Series…also amateur hour). St. Patrick’s day is like Mardi Gras, but with […]
Miss S explains her confusion as to why the time change confuses people…especially her husband.
This week has been juicy my friends, so grab a drink and let’s get to all the saucy details. EXHAUSTED: Demi Moore is being treated for “exhaustion”, which we all know is celebrity talk for “girl has a substance problem”. Word is her exhaustion got so bad 911 was called […]
As promised WE’RE BACK! 2012 is going to be a great year at The Saucy Bits. We have lots of changes to share. First off, Miss T is now a full-time broad! We’re not sure why she agreed, but she did and we couldn’t be happier. With the new year […]